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QuotaBillsHe who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb
Information is the currency of democracy. - Unknown
I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty
Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese
No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe
Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker
Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser
Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain
Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten
Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin
It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields
Banking may well be a career from which no man really recovers. - John Kenneth Galbraith
I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando
Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright
There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves
I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah
There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller
Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce
It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde
If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano
France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch
I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock
Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. - Carl Sandburg
I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump
Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem. - J Paul Getty
Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey
Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford
I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump