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He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Information is the currency of democracy. - Unknown

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Banking may well be a career from which no man really recovers. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. - Carl Sandburg

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem. - J Paul Getty

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump


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