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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Chaos: Three women discussing the two sides of an issue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Between man and woman there is little difference, but vive la difference. - French Proverb

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Co-Operation: An exchange between a woman and a man in which she coos and he operates - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie


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