High Heel Diver

Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson