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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Women's word is never done. - American Proverb

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think Queen Elizabeth II is a charming woman. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

A woman must have money and a room of her own if she is to write fiction. - Virginia Woolf

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

An ugly woman is a disease of the stomach; a handsome woman a disease of the head. - Italian Proverb

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform. - Diane Mariechild

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct, and that was all he was good for. - Will Cuppy

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie