High Heel Diver

Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

The spine is man's Achilles' heel. - Andre Brie

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

Organ Recital: A group of women discussing their operations - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

Looking at how successful all the Kardashian women are, I don't blame Bruce Jenner at all. - Trevor Noah

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda