High Heel Diver

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend