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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life. - Omar Khayyam

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

We are no longer happy, so soon as we wish to be happier. - Walter Savage Landor

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so. - John Stuart Mill

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be. - Abraham Lincoln

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert N Anthony

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. - Ellen Degeneres

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Most of us believe in trying to make other people happy only if they can be happy in ways which we approve. - Robert S Lynd

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The habit of being happy enables one to be freed, or largely freed, from the domination of outward conditions. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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