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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Three happy words: Paid in Full - Joe-kster

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

Whoever is happy will make others happy too. - Mark Twain

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. - Unknown

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. - Ellen Degeneres

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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