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Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you. - David Burns

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself. - Marcel Proust

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. - Unknown

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. - Ellen Degeneres

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale

I'm so profoundly happy! Happiness like this is frightening. They only let you be this happy if they're preparing to take something from you. - Sofia Akrami


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