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Unflappable: A flightless bird - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Three happy words: Paid in Full - Joe-kster

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life. - Omar Khayyam

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

Most of us are just about as happy as we make up our minds to be. - William Adams

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Be so happy that, when other people look at you, they become happy too. - Unknown

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Silence is the perfectest herald of joy. I were but little happy if I could say how much. - William Shakespeare

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

Once you have a product that you are happy with, you need to centralize things to continue growth. - Mark Zuckerberg

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

The happiest people seem to be those who have no particular cause for being happy except that they are so. - William R Inge

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. - Marcel Proust

Most of us believe in trying to make other people happy only if they can be happy in ways which we approve. - Robert S Lynd

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness. - Julia Roberts

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. - Hugh Downs

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person. - Quentin Crisp

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix


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