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If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life. - Omar Khayyam

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. - Cynthia Nelms

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

It's not happy people who are thankful. It is thankful people who are happy. - Unknown

Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow to do it. - Artemus Ward

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

Love is what happens when two hearts find their happy place right beside each other. - Unknown

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

The secret of being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most out of every day. - Unknown

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

How simple it is to see that we can only be happy now, and there will never be a time when it is not now. - Gerald Jampolsky

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. - Marcel Proust

Most of us believe in trying to make other people happy only if they can be happy in ways which we approve. - Robert S Lynd

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

Happiness cannot be attained by wanting to be happy - it must come as the unintended consequence of working for a goal greater than oneself. - Victor Frankl

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford


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Plankstanders

Millionaire Women

Laptop Cooler

Scan Scam

Motorcycle Taxi

I've Got Time

Clangeroo

Redneck Cooler

Instead Of Flowers

Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side

I Love Summer

Karma Towing

Salmon-chanted Evening

Hands On Tree

Fart Facts

New Medicare Program for Senior Citizens

Down Under Bat

Muffler Hanger

Construction Playground

Couch Dog vs. Paint Shop Pros

Spaghetti Tree

Take Away Van

Will To Live