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At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

I am happy and content because I think I am. - Alain-René Lesage

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Be happy with what you have. Be excited about what you want. - Alan Cohen

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. - Cynthia Nelms

If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things. - Albert Einstein

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. - Groucho Marx

There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you. - David Burns

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have. - Zig Ziglar

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

It's important to make someone happy, and it's important to start with yourself. - Unknown

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

The secret of being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most out of every day. - Unknown

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

The happiest people seem to be those who have no particular cause for being happy except that they are so. - William R Inge

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

Happiness cannot be attained by wanting to be happy - it must come as the unintended consequence of working for a goal greater than oneself. - Victor Frankl

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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