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Hangman Math

When all else fails on your next Math test

Hangman Math thanks to Karla West

For days when you can't integrate anything or differentiate the difference

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas. - Albert Einstein

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically. - Joe Scarborough

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley

The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman

Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state. - Plato

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi. - William L Schaaf

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. - Rene Descartes

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

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