QuotaBillsSanta's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker
Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying
A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying
Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb
Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield
By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb
The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell
Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran
Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran
I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon
When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies
Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds
Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen
Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten
Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther
You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle
The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound
No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby
If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards
By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock
Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey
It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill
The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin
You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland
Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel
I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash