QuotaBillsFriendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb
Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein
I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd
The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan
Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond
Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran
I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus
Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb
Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handyman with a sense of humus. - E.B. White
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard
Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten
You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes
Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill
The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin
It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace
You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland
Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump
As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen
On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear
Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin
I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash
Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte