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Hands On Tree

Find your hole family tree!

Hands On Tree thanks to Mike King

Create your own Family Tree two hands at a time

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Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

Time spent amongst trees is never wasted time. - Katrina Mayer

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest. - Mark Twain

The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights. - J Paul Getty

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

No man can cause more grief than one clinging blindly to the voices of his ancestors. - William Faulkner

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kin Hubbard

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Bookie: 1. A fellow who makes his living off bet bugs; 2. A pickpocket who lets you use your own hands. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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