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People like to trace their ancestry. - Richard Dawkins

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. - Richard Bach

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

You can't choose your ancestors, and neither can your descendants. - Unknown

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. - Dave Barry

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on. - Robert Frost

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

I don't know who my grandfather was, I am much more concerned to know what his grandson will be. - Abraham Lincoln

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kim Hubbard

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with. - Richard B. Sheridan

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer


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