QuotaBillsI surf to get tan. - Shane Dorian
Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge
I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern
Write injuries in sand, kindness in marble. - French Proverb
Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright
When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller
This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney
You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown
What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf
Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine
No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb
Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg
She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin
The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson
Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone. - Arab Proverb
A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers
My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey
If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni
In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson
I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte
Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone. - Jorge Luis Borges
I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein
Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell
I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook
It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd
If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman
It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin
I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran
One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. One can collect only a few, and they are more beautiful if they are few. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich
Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen
Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson