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The only truth is music. - Jack Kerouac

Go where the guitar takes you. - Unknown

Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Music is the strongest form of magic. - Marilyn Manson

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Who hears music, feels his solitude peopled at once. - Robert Browning

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted. - George Eliot

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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