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Good Luck Angel

Who is watching over your shoulder?

Good Luck Angel thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

A man loses control of his pickup... The pickup hits a guard rail and flips end over end over a culvert...

Good Luck Angel thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Do you think he had an angel on his shoulder?

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Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

Luck is being ready for the chance. - James Frank Dobie

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

The best luck of all is the luck you make yourself. - Douglas MacArthur

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Wilson Mizner

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman

I don't carry lucky charms, but I believe in those things. - Christopher Walken

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution. - Unknown

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

The more we believe in ourselves, the luckier we get. The more we believe in luck, the unluckier we get. - Unknown

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway

What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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