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Good Luck Angel

Who is watching over your shoulder?

Good Luck Angel thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

A man loses control of his pickup... The pickup hits a guard rail and flips end over end over a culvert...

Good Luck Angel thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Do you think he had an angel on his shoulder?

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Luck is loaned, not owned. - Norway

Luck never gives; it only lends. - Swedish Proverb

I'd rather be lucky than good. - Lefty Gomez

In heaven an angel is nobody in particular. - George Bernard Shaw

Everybody has to be a little lucky, I think. - Christopher Walken

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Growing old is something you do if you're lucky. - Groucho Marx

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

Happiness is a well-balanced combination of love, labour, and luck. - Mary Wilson Little

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky. - Michel de Montaigne

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Hard Luck: Something composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck. - Joel C Harris

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocteau

Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

I was born lucky, and I have lived lucky. What I had was used. What I still have is being used. Lucky. - Katharine Hepburn

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford

Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski


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