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Good Luck Angel

Who is watching over your shoulder?

Good Luck Angel thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

A man loses control of his pickup... The pickup hits a guard rail and flips end over end over a culvert...

Good Luck Angel thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Do you think he had an angel on his shoulder?

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Luck is loaned, not owned. - Norway

Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

Everybody has to be a little lucky, I think. - Christopher Walken

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings. - It's a Wonderful Life

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Wilson Mizner

Those that are afraid of bad luck will never know good. - Russian proverb

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from. - Cormac McCarthy

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution. - Unknown

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky. - Michel de Montaigne

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler

The question is this: Is man an ape or an angel? I am on the side of the angels. - Benjamin Disraeli

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocteau

Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown


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