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Good Luck Angel

Who is watching over your shoulder?

Good Luck Angel thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

A man loses control of his pickup... The pickup hits a guard rail and flips end over end over a culvert...

Good Luck Angel thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Do you think he had an angel on his shoulder?

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Luck is loaned, not owned. - Norway

Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

In heaven an angel is nobody in particular. - George Bernard Shaw

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Those that are afraid of bad luck will never know good. - Russian proverb

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from. - Cormac McCarthy

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. - Ray Kroc

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. - Dalai Lama

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown


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