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Music is my higher power. - Oliver James

I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde

Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

Music comes to me more readily than words. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

Virtually every writer I know would rather be a musician. - Kurt Vonnegut

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit, and never dies. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

If you're in jazz and more than ten people like you, you're labeled commercial. - Herbie Mann

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver


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