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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. - John Gunther

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. - Unknown

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork. - Sam Ewing

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Cambell

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make easier to do don't need to be done. - Andy Rooney

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

Woke up, it was a Chelsea morning, and the first thing that I knew
There was milk and toast and honey and a bowl of oranges, too. - Joni Mitchell


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