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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon

Bread: 1. Rises without ever sleeping; 2. Raw toast. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. - Pablo Picasso

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Cambell

To eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day. - W Somerset Maugham

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

Siliwood: The coming convergence of movies, interactive TV and computers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

Woke up, it was a Chelsea morning, and the first thing that I knew
There was milk and toast and honey and a bowl of oranges, too. - Joni Mitchell

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney


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