Gateway To Obesity

I'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

A good husband is healthy and absent. - Japanese Proverb

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

Why y'all duded up lookin' like Errol Slim? - Archie Bunker

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

Maintaining healthy forests is essential to those who make a living from the land and for those of us who use them for recreational purposes. - Cathy M. Rodgers