Frozen Stop Sign
How can you run a Stop Sign that you can't see?
QuotaBillsIce Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay
Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields
Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham
Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong
What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck
Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth
Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown
If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb
Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman
Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre
What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck
You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries
Hockey: 1. Mayhem on ice; 2. A form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin
The past is frozen and no longer flows, and the present is all lit up with eternal rays. - C S Lewis
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown
All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright
I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate
Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky