Fresh Chicken
Some people wait too long before eating their eggs
QuotaBillsChicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Whisker: A chef who beats eggs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hatchet: What a hen does to an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Himalaya: A rooster that lays an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker
Helicopter: An egg beater with ambition - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders
One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker
You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb
Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker
Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb
A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. - Samuel Butler
Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain
He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown
It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown
I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black
The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright
If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde
I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage
Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry
My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland
Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer
The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn
People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown
Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang
The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell
Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor