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Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Sickness comes on horseback but departs on foot. - Dutch Proverb

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Yardstick: One foot on each side and one in the middle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When my father didn't have my hand, he had my back. - Linda Poindexter

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

I'm capable of anything, my imagination can give me wings. - Nas

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. - Yiddish Proverb

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

We all stumble, every one of us. That's why it's a comfort to go hand in hand. - Emily Kimbrough

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass

Where God guides He provides. He is not responsible for expenses not on His schedule. He does not foot the bill when we leave His itinerary. - Vance Havner

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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