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A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Sickness comes on horseback but departs on foot. - Dutch Proverb

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. - Steven Wright

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

When it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. - Graham Norton

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

Put one foot in front of the other and keep going. Put blinders on and plow right ahead. - George Lucas

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

I'm telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I'm discovering that things were never in my hands. - Gordon Atkinson

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

In retrospect, all these exercises in self-gratification seem pure fantasy, what Pascal called 'licking the earth.' - Malcolm Muggeridge

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy


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