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Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

There is no education like adversity. - Benjamin Disraeli

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

Stand up for truth, regardless of who steps on it. - Suzy Kassem

Prosperity discovers vice, adversity discovers virtue. - Francis Bacon

You'll never find a better sparring partner than adversity. - Walt Schmidt

The world worries about disability more than disabled people do. - Warwick Davis

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

Plugthug: Someone who'd kill for access to recharging facilities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - L. Ron Hubbard

Knowledge has power. It controls access to opportunity and advancement. - Peter F Drucker

Best wide-angle lens? Two steps backward. Look for the 'ah-ha.' - Ernst Haas

Start an editorial calendar that everyone involved in your blog can access. - Kristi Hines

Comfort and prosperity have never enriched the world as much as adversity has. - Billy Graham

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Remorse sleeps during prosperity but awakes bitter consciousness during adversity. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

People don't really know whether they are committed to something until they face adversity. - John C Maxwell

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Don't be disquieted in time of adversity. Be firm with dignity and self-reliant with vigor. - Chiang Kai-shek

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps. - Confucius

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes

Adversity is another way to measure the greatness of individuals. I never had a crisis that didn't make me stronger. - Lou Holtz

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man; but for one man who can stand prosperity, there are a hundred that will stand adversity. - Elvis Presley

Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

By adversity are wrought the greatest works of admiration, and all the fair examples of renown, out of distress and misery are grown. - Samuel Daniel

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden


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