Forgotten Easter Eggs

Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Forget injuries; never forget kindness. - Confucius

Forget the past and live the present hour. - Sarah Knowles Bolton

What we learn with pleasure we never forget. - Alfred Mercier

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Keepsake: Something given us by someone we've forgotten - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

People tend to forget their duties but remember their rights. - Indira Gandhi

I never deny.
I never contradict.
I sometimes forget. - Benjamin Disraeli

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name. - Milton Berle

He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown

The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken

We forget all too soon the things we thought we could never forget. - Joan Didion

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

I can forget and you can forget, but a piece of paper never forgets. - Unknown

I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever. - Unknown

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. - Benjamin Franklin

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

The arrogance of the present is to forget the intelligence of the past. - Ken Burns

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten. - Rudyard Kipling

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

Even if happiness forgets you a little bit, never completely forget about it. - Jacques Prevert

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

Young people don't know what age is, and old people forget what youth was. - Irish Proverb

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds. - Red Skelton

People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well. - Anuj Somany

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

I have Alzheimer's bulimia - first I eat everything in sight, then I forget to puke. - Cindy Marzahn

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

When I lived in Delhi, I used to visit the Lodhi Gardens and feed the pigeons, crows, and ducks there. - Sangram Singh

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. - John F Kennedy

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

The best way to become a successful writer is to read good writing, remember it, and then forget where you remember it from. - Gene Fowler

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. - George Burns

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

I do not bring forgiveness with me, nor forgetfulness. The only ones who can forgive are dead; the living have no right to forget. - Chaim Herzog

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak