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Forgotten Easter Eggs

Easter Eggs hidden too well in the garden

Forgotten Easter Eggs thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

I never forgive, but I always forget. - Arthur Balfour

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Can you really forgive if you can't forget? - Sarah J Parker

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

To confer dignity, forgive. To express contempt, forget. - Mason Cooley

Keepsake: Something given us by someone we've forgotten - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All the things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams. - Elias Canetti

People tend to forget their duties but remember their rights. - Indira Gandhi

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

I never deny.
I never contradict.
I sometimes forget. - Benjamin Disraeli

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name. - Milton Berle

The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten. - Calvin Coolidge

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown

Forget what hurt you in the past but never forget what it taught you. - Unknown

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. - Benjamin Franklin

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen

Those who can't forget are worse off than those who can't remember. - Unknown

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

Even if happiness forgets you a little bit, never completely forget about it. - Jacques Prevert

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

Young people don't know what age is, and old people forget what youth was. - Irish Proverb

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

I've got "Sometimers." Sometimes I remember and sometimes I forget. - Spike Lee

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds. - Red Skelton

People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well. - Anuj Somany

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin

Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. - Josh McDowell

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand. - Native American Proverb

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

When I lived in Delhi, I used to visit the Lodhi Gardens and feed the pigeons, crows, and ducks there. - Sangram Singh

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

If we limit ourselves to the age that we are, and forget all the ages that we have been, we diminish our truth. - Madeleine L'Engle

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies. - Phyllis Diller

The saddest thing about love is that not only that it cannot last forever, but that heartbreak is soon forgotten. - William Faulkner

The best way to become a successful writer is to read good writing, remember it, and then forget where you remember it from. - Gene Fowler

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. - George Burns

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. - Maya Angelou

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak


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