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Forgotten Easter Eggs

Easter Eggs hidden too well in the garden

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Forgotten is forgiven. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon

To forgive is not to forget. - Mohandas Gandhi

Exact: What eggs do on stage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whisker: A chef who beats eggs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Forget the past and live the present hour. - Sarah Knowles Bolton

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

Monuments: Reminders of those who have been forgotten. - American Proverb

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

Never forget what a man has said to you when he was angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

Keepsake: Something given us by someone we've forgotten - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All the things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams. - Elias Canetti

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten. - Calvin Coolidge

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Confucius

Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges. - Unknown

On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken

I can forget and you can forget, but a piece of paper never forgets. - Unknown

I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever. - Unknown

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall

Those who can't forget are worse off than those who can't remember. - Unknown

If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten. - Rudyard Kipling

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

Even if happiness forgets you a little bit, never completely forget about it. - Jacques Prevert

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

Young people don't know what age is, and old people forget what youth was. - Irish Proverb

Fanaticism consists in redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim. - George Santayana

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

I've got "Sometimers." Sometimes I remember and sometimes I forget. - Spike Lee

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw

As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. - John F Kennedy

The best way to become a successful writer is to read good writing, remember it, and then forget where you remember it from. - Gene Fowler

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. - George Burns

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

I do not bring forgiveness with me, nor forgetfulness. The only ones who can forgive are dead; the living have no right to forget. - Chaim Herzog

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky


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