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Forgotten Easter Eggs

Easter Eggs hidden too well in the garden

Forgotten Easter Eggs thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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To forgive is not to forget. - Mohandas Gandhi

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

I never forgive, but I always forget. - Arthur Balfour

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

Those who forget their past are destined to repeat it. - Robert A. Heinlein

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

All the things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams. - Elias Canetti

People tend to forget their duties but remember their rights. - Indira Gandhi

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name. - Milton Berle

The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten. - Calvin Coolidge

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken

We forget all too soon the things we thought we could never forget. - Joan Didion

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

I can forget and you can forget, but a piece of paper never forgets. - Unknown

I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever. - Unknown

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

The arrogance of the present is to forget the intelligence of the past. - Ken Burns

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

Ultimately it is persistence that will pay off; forget about perfection. - Joe Segal

Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen

Those who can't forget are worse off than those who can't remember. - Unknown

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

I've got "Sometimers." Sometimes I remember and sometimes I forget. - Spike Lee

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe

Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds. - Red Skelton

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well. - Anuj Somany

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand. - Native American Proverb

The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid. - Lady Bird Johnson

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd

When I lived in Delhi, I used to visit the Lodhi Gardens and feed the pigeons, crows, and ducks there. - Sangram Singh

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. - John F Kennedy

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. - George Burns

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

Please promise me. If and when the day comes that I may forget who you are, please promise that you won't forget that I am still me. - Mara Botonis

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. - Maya Angelou

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

Want balance in your life? Then get your own act together, but don't forget powerful disciplines of execution in your team and organization. - Stephen Covey


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