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Forgotten Easter Eggs

Easter Eggs hidden too well in the garden

Forgotten Easter Eggs thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Forget injuries; never forget kindness. - Confucius

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

Forget the past and live the present hour. - Sarah Knowles Bolton

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

Those who forget their past are destined to repeat it. - Robert A. Heinlein

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

I never deny.
I never contradict.
I sometimes forget. - Benjamin Disraeli

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten. - Calvin Coolidge

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges. - Unknown

The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

The arrogance of the present is to forget the intelligence of the past. - Ken Burns

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

Ultimately it is persistence that will pay off; forget about perfection. - Joe Segal

He who does not remember the past is condemned to forget where he parked. - David Rudnitsky

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne

Those who can't forget are worse off than those who can't remember. - Unknown

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

Fanaticism consists in redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim. - George Santayana

You forget what you want to remember, and you remember what you want to forget. - Cormac McCarthy

I've got "Sometimers." Sometimes I remember and sometimes I forget. - Spike Lee

Never forget that it is not a pneumonia, but a pneumonic man who is your patient. - William Withey Gull

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel. - Carl W. Buechner

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds. - Red Skelton

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand. - Native American Proverb

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid. - Lady Bird Johnson

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies. - Phyllis Diller

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

Please promise me. If and when the day comes that I may forget who you are, please promise that you won't forget that I am still me. - Mara Botonis

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay


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