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Fish Eye Lens

Wide-angle lens for extremely wide, hemisfishical images

Fish Eye Lens thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. - English Saying

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney

In the land of the blind those who are blessed with one eye are kings. - French Proverb

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. - Margaret Barber

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy


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