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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

The power of a lens is incredible. - Ravi Zacharias

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. - Cathy Guisewite

Distance has the same effect on the mind as on the eye. - Samuel Johnson

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend. - Archie Bunker

The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend. - Henri Bergson

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

He had only one eye, and the popular prejudice runs in favor of two. - Charles Dickens

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy


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