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Fish Eye Lens

Wide-angle lens for extremely wide, hemisfishical images

Fish Eye Lens thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Brought to you by Something Fish-e Photography

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All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

The power of a lens is incredible. - Ravi Zacharias

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Let every eye negotiate for itself and trust no agent. - William Shakespeare

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend. - Archie Bunker

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. - English Saying

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney

Best wide-angle lens? Two steps backward. Look for the 'ah-ha.' - Ernst Haas

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson


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