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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Logic is in the eye of the logician. - Gloria Steinem

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

You always feel when you look it straight in the eye that you could have put more into it, could have let yourself go and dug harder. - Emily Carr

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy


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