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Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Crick: Noise made by a Japanese camera - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Distance has the same effect on the mind as on the eye. - Samuel Johnson

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

He had only one eye, and the popular prejudice runs in favor of two. - Charles Dickens

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the land of the blind those who are blessed with one eye are kings. - French Proverb

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy


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