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Firm Egg

Warning for Easter breakfast: Beware of firm eggs!

Firm Egg thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

Follow your honest convictions, and stay strong. - William Thackeray

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

If you're strong enough, there are no precedents. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points. - Knute Rockne

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. - Unknown

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. - Mahatma Gandhi

He who conquers others is strong;
He who conquers himself is mighty. - Lao Tzu

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. - John C Bovee

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him. - David Brinkley

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong. - Leo Rosten

Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all. - Oscar Wilde

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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