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Hatchet: What a hen does to an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

Himalaya: A rooster that lays an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

A team is only as strong as its weakest player. - Unknown

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If, at 60, you are supple and strong, then you are young. - Joseph Pilates

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

People with weak arguments have to develop strong voices. - Amish Saying

A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement. - Anna Quindlen

He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

Some of us think holding on makes us strong, but sometimes it is letting go. - Hermann Hesse

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough. - Og Mandino

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

The strength of the pack is in the wolf; the strength of the wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

It's not a bad thing, is it, to be strong in some ways and fragile and vulnerable in others? - Jennifer Garner

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

The Christian often finds his ultimate strength only when he acknowledges his greatest weakness. - Tony Cooke

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

I look at Google and think they have a strong academic culture. Elegant solutions to complex problems. - Mark Zuckerberg

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

I hope to stand firm enough to not go backward, and yet not go forward fast enough to wreck the country's cause. - Abraham Lincoln

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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