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Warning for Easter breakfast: Beware of firm eggs!

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Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Follow your honest convictions, and stay strong. - William Thackeray

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

If you're strong enough, there are no precedents. - F Scott Fitzgerald

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I am a strong woman because a strong woman raised me. - Unknown

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak. - Sun Tzu

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. - Unknown

He who conquers others is strong;
He who conquers himself is mighty. - Lao Tzu

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough. - Og Mandino

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

It's not a bad thing, is it, to be strong in some ways and fragile and vulnerable in others? - Jennifer Garner

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

The Christian often finds his ultimate strength only when he acknowledges his greatest weakness. - Tony Cooke

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him or her. - David Brinkley

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. - Unknown

Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all. - Oscar Wilde

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

We think that forgiveness is weakness, but it's absolutely not; it takes a very strong person to forgive. - T D Jakes

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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