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Firm Egg

Warning for Easter breakfast: Beware of firm eggs!

Firm Egg thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

The force is strong with this one. - Darth Vader

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

A team is only as strong as its weakest player. - Unknown

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

Follow your honest convictions, and stay strong. - William Thackeray

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

If you're strong enough, there are no precedents. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points. - Knute Rockne

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement. - Anna Quindlen

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. - Mahatma Gandhi

He who conquers others is strong;
He who conquers himself is mighty. - Lao Tzu

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. - John C Bovee

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

It's not a bad thing, is it, to be strong in some ways and fragile and vulnerable in others? - Jennifer Garner

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him. - David Brinkley

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong. - Leo Rosten

Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all. - Oscar Wilde

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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