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Firm Egg

Warning for Easter breakfast: Beware of firm eggs!

Firm Egg thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Himalaya: A rooster that lays an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

Follow your honest convictions, and stay strong. - William Thackeray

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability. - Oscar Pistorius

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough. - Og Mandino

Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. - Unknown

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him or her. - David Brinkley

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong. - Leo Rosten

Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all. - Oscar Wilde

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We think that forgiveness is weakness, but it's absolutely not; it takes a very strong person to forgive. - T D Jakes

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

To begin to think with purpose, is to enter the ranks of those strong ones who only recognize failure as one of the pathways to attainment. - James Allen

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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