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Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. - Samuel Butler

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement. - Anna Quindlen

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability. - Oscar Pistorius

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. - Mahatma Gandhi

Some of us think holding on makes us strong, but sometimes it is letting go. - Hermann Hesse

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

She made me strong, but she wanted me to be strong. That's more important. - Diane von Furstenberg

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. - Unknown

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

It's not a bad thing, is it, to be strong in some ways and fragile and vulnerable in others? - Jennifer Garner

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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