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Union gives strength. - Aesop

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine


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