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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

We're running the company to serve more people. - Mark Zuckerberg

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

You know you're getting old if you have more fingers than real teeth. - Rodney Dangerfield

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins


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