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Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out

This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says 'Expired'. So her nephew got her one on ebay!
Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

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Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

Life in 2019: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

You can get all A's and still flunk life. - Walker Percy

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. - Dave Barry

Why torture yourself when life will do it for you? - Laura Walker

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

Live your life so that whenever you lose you are ahead. - Will Rogers

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it? - Josh Stern

Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

One has to take initiative in life to achieve what he or she wants. - Donald Johanson

Save one life, you're a hero. Save 100 lives, you're a nurse. - Unknown

Take every chance you get in life, because some things only happens once. - Unknown

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

Most of the evils of life arise from man's inability to sit still in a room. - Blaise Pascal

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

People go forward in life. Bitterness and grudges and resentments only poison it. - David Furnish

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen

Life is now. There was never a time when your life was not now, nor will there ever be. - Eckhart Tolle

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. - Woody Allen

Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time. - Rick Warren

Don't let life discourage you; everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was. - Richard L. Evans

The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it. - Plutarch

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

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He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things. - Ann Brashares

You are responsible for your life. You can't keep blaming somebody else for your dysfunction. Life is really about moving on. - Oprah Winfrey

Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Of all the diversions of life, there is none so proper to fill up its empty spaces as the reading of useful and entertaining authors. - David Viscott

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

Two important things are to have a genuine interest in people and to be kind to them. Kindness, I've discovered, is everything in life. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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