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Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out

This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says 'Expired'. So her nephew got her one on ebay!
Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

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Trifles make the sum of life. - Charles Dickens

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

An unexamined life is not worth living. - Socrates

To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. - Benjamin Franklin

Life begins on the other side of despair. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Don't go through life, grow through life. - Eric Butterworth

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

My only regret in life is that I'm not someone else. - Woody Allen

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Kindness is like sugar, It makes life taste a little sweeter. - Unknown

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive. - Elbert Hubbard

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

Life isn't about getting and having, it's about giving and being. - Kevin Kruse

Human life is but a series of footnotes to a vast obscure unfinished masterpiece. - Vladimir Nabokov

Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. - Oprah Winfrey

Morcelli has four fastest 1,500-meter times ever. And all those times are at 1,500 meters. - David Coleman

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

You are responsible for your life. You can't keep blaming somebody else for your dysfunction. Life is really about moving on. - Oprah Winfrey

Success is not to be measured by the position someone has reached in life, but the obstacles he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want. - Mark Twain

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Emerson

Almost every man wastes part of his life in attempts to display qualities which he does not possess, and to gain applause which he cannot keep. - Samuel Johnson


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