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Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out

This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says 'Expired'. So her nephew got her one on ebay!
Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

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Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Those whom we support hold us up in life. - Marie E. von Eschenbach

There is no enlightenment outside daily life. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Life is a series of collisions with the future. - Jose Ortega Y Gasset

Live your life so that whenever you lose you are ahead. - Will Rogers

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

You make a living by what you earn; you make a life by what you give. - Unknown

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Life doesn't require that we be the best, only that we try our best. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. - Dudley Field Malone

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. - Cullen Hightower

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

The most satisfying thing in life is to have been able to give a large part of one's self to others. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

You can get everything you want or need in life if you just help enough people get what they want and need. - Zig Ziglar

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault


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