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Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out

This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says 'Expired'. So her nephew got her one on ebay!
Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

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Life is beautiful. - Leon Trotsky

A man's deeds are his life. - African Saying

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

Life is a series of commas, not periods. - Matthew McConaughey

There is no such thing in life as normal. - Morrissey

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

Why torture yourself when life will do it for you? - Laura Walker

Life has no limitations, except the ones you make. - Les Brown

Life is like a chariot wheel that ever rolls along. - Anacreon

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Evolution: One of the stupidest theories of Western life. - Malcolm Muggeridge

He's even smaller in real life than he is on the track. - David Coleman

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

What is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? - Mary Oliver

The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it. - Henry Thoreau

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. - Charlie Chaplin

Save one life, you're a hero. Save 100 lives, you're a nurse. - Unknown

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

The most significant moments in your life will always follow you being stretched. - Unknown

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

Goals allow you to take control. Instead of living life by chance, you live by choice. - Kam Knight

There are two types of risk in life: the danger of trying and the danger of not trying. - Nick Vujicic

Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time. - Rick Warren

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

The older I get, the more I understand that it's okay to live a life others don't understand. - Unknown

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. - George Washington Carver

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

The highest and most beautiful things in life are not to be heard about, nor read about, nor seen but, if one will, are to be lived. - Soren Kierkegaard

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy. - Mark Twain


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