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Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out

This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says 'Expired'. So her nephew got her one on ebay!
Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Our life is the creation of our mind. - Buddha

No man is a failure who is enjoying life. - William Feather

Life is a series of collisions with the future. - Jose Ortega Y Gasset

The first step to eternal life is you have to die. - Chuck Palahniuk

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

One has to take initiative in life to achieve what he or she wants. - Donald Johanson

The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up. - Ambrose Bierce

Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo, not for a man. - Samuel Butler

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

Life is not dated merely by years. Events are sometimes the best calendars. - Benjamin Disraeli

The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it. - William James

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism and faulty eyesight. - Helen Rowland

From what we get, we can make a living; what we give, however, makes a life. - Arthur Ashe

When you are tough on yourself, life is going to be infinitely easier on you. - Zig Ziglar

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

How many inner resources one needs to tolerate a life of leisure without fatigue. - Natalie Clifford Barney

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age, and 'how well you look.' - Nelson Rockefeller

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen

However difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. - Stephen Hawking

I have received no more than one or two letters in my life that were worth the postage. - Henry David Thoreau

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I've written 17 novels, and I've found out that fiction can't keep up with real life. - John Grisham

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. - William James

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis Diller

Life is full of screwups. You're supposed to fail sometimes. It's a required part of the human existence. - Sarah Dessen

New sentient creatures filled the unseen depths,
Life's glory and swiftness ran in the beauty of beasts. - Sri Aurobindo

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

Life's under no obligation to give us what we expect. We take what we get and are thankful it's no worse than it is. - Margaret Mitchell

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

The man who regards his own life and that of his fellow-creatures as meaningless is not merely unfortunate, but almost disqualified for life. - Albert Einstein

Life is a process of becoming, a combination of states we have to go through. Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state and remain in it. - Anais Nin


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