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Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out

This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says 'Expired'. So her nephew got her one on ebay!
Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

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I made my life my monument. - Ben Johnson

There is no such thing in life as normal. - Morrissey

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. - Steven Wright

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Don't take life too seriously; it's not permanent. - Unknown

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Life is like Tetris: if it doesn't fit, just flip it over. - Sabine Hein

You have to go through a lot of heartache in life to feel joy. - Doug Collins

I realized my mission in life was to learn more, not earn more. - Surya Das

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. - Unknown

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. - Alfred Adler

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. - Walter Bagehot

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I had realized it sooner. - Colette

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it. - William James

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

No life is so hard that you can't make it easier by the way you take it. - Ellen Glasgow

Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

Life is like an onion; you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. - Carl Sandburg

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis Diller

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal


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