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Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out

This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says 'Expired'. So her nephew got her one on ebay!
Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

Life is too short to live the same day twice. - Unknown

There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Life will always give you more to do than you can get done. - Unknown

Life doesn't come with a manual. It comes with a mother. - Unknown

The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it first. - Ginger Rogers

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. - Unknown

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. - George Carlin

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

I am come that they might have life, and that they have it more abundantly. - John 10:10

In the game of life, before you get anything out, you must put something in. - Zig Ziglar

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

If you are going to ask yourself life-changing questions, be sure to do something with the answers. - Bo Bennett

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

You should run your life not by the calendar but how you feel, and what you're interests are and ambitions. - John Glenn

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

If you have three people in your life that you can trust, you can consider yourself the luckiest person in the whole world. - Selena Gomez

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

With such riches as I have in life, you're always nervous. Being Irish, you're waiting for something to knock it sideways. - Pierce Brosnan

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker


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