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Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out

This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says 'Expired'. So her nephew got her one on ebay!
Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

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What we play is life. - Louis Armstrong

Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

Life is too short to be little. - Disraeli

Life is like a chariot wheel that ever rolls along. - Anacreon

Life involves passions, faiths, doubts, and courage. - Josiah Royce

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

He's even smaller in real life than he is on the track. - David Coleman

Grit is living life like it's a marathon, not a sprint. - Angela Duckworth

Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved. - Victor Hugo

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I plan on growing old much later in life, or maybe not at all. - Patty Carey

The better part of one's life consists of his friendships. - Abraham Lincoln

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. - Kin Hubbard

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. - Ron White

Wisdom is becoming competent with regard to the realities of life. - Gerhard von Rad

Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we can. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive. - Elbert Hubbard

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

From what we get, we can make a living; what we give, however, makes a life. - Arthur Ashe

It has been my philosophy of life that difficulties vanish when faced boldly. - Isaac Asimov

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to become universal law. - Immanuel Kant

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. - Robert Breault

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

You are responsible for your life. You can't keep blaming somebody else for your dysfunction. Life is really about moving on. - Oprah Winfrey

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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