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Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out

This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says 'Expired'. So her nephew got her one on ebay!
Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

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Life is a zoo in a jungle. - Peter De Vries

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Sympathy is the charm of human life. - Grace Aguilar

Our life is the creation of our mind. - Buddha

While we are postponing, life speeds by. - Seneca

At its best, life is completely unpredictable. - Christopher Walken

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Biography is the mesh through which real life escapes. - Tom Stoppard

Life is 10% what happens and 90% of how you react to it. - Charles Swindoll

It's never too late - in fiction or in life - to revise. - Nancy Thayer

I have enjoyed life a lot more by saying yes than by saying no. - Richard Branson

Wisdom is becoming competent with regard to the realities of life. - Gerhard von Rad

You might be on the back nine of life, but it's good to finish strong. - Unknown

When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen. - Unknown

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Joel Osteen

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

The meaning of life is to find your gift. The purpose of life is to give it away. - Pablo Picasso

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

It is life's principle and you have to accept it as it comes; nothing happens when nothing is done. - Israelmore Ayivor

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

Accept responsibility for your life. Know that it is you who will get you where you want to go, no one else. - Les Brown

You cannot tailor-make the situations in life, but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations. - Zig Ziglar

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

There are two kinds of people in one's life - people whom one keeps waiting, and the people for whom one waits. - Unknown

Having a specific meaning and purpose in your life helps to encourage you towards living a fulfilling and inspired life. - Vic Johnson

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want. - Mark Twain

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change. - Barbara DeAngelis


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