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Life is a promise; fulfill it. - Mother Teresa

Our life is the creation of our mind. - Buddha

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

The microphone of life only passes you once. - David Foster

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. - Steven Wright

Evolution: One of the stupidest theories of Western life. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans. - Allen Saunders

Paragorically, I will not let you ever talk about our sex life. - Archie Bunker

What is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? - Mary Oliver

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Unless you assume a God, the question of life's purpose is meaningless. - Bertrand Russell

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Give up yourself, and you will find your real self. Lose your life and you will save it. - C S Lewis

Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

The truth is, of course, that what one regards as interruptions are precisely one's life. - C S Lewis

The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it. - Plutarch

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - W Somerset Maugham

The best portion of a good man's life are the little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone else's life. - Unknown

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. - Al Franken

Hope gives life meaning. And hope is based on the prospect of being able one day to turn the actual world into a possible one that looks better. - Francois Jacob

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao