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Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out

This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says 'Expired'. So her nephew got her one on ebay!
Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

Life is too short to be little. - Disraeli

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

'The Little Mermaid' changed my life. - Jodi Benson

Life is about making an impact, not making an income. - Kevin Kruse

One life - a little gleam of time between two eternities. - Thomas Carlyle

That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet. - Emily Dickinson

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved. - Victor Hugo

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

When life gives you Limes rearrange the letters until they say Smile. - joe-kster

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You never know when a moment and a few sincere words can have an impact on life. - Zig Ziglar

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. - Oscar Wilde

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

People seek within a short span of life to satisfy a thousand desires, each of which is insatiable. - Oliver Goldsmith

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. - Maya Angelou

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

We don't understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but by then we realize it and admit it. - Jules Renard

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

There are two kinds of people in one's life - people whom one keeps waiting, and the people for whom one waits. - Unknown

Fischer, the great American chess champion, famously said, 'Chess is life.' I would say, 'Pi is life.' - Daniel Tammet

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Surgeons must be very careful
When they take the knife!
Underneath their fine incisions
Stirs the Culprit - Life! - Emily Dickinson

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi Jr.

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca


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