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Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out

This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says 'Expired'. So her nephew got her one on ebay!
Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

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life, for eternal us, is now - e e cummings

Growth is the only evidence of life. - John Henry Newman

Life is too short to say no to donuts. - Unknown

Live a happy life, not a perfect life. - Unknown

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

Life is too important to be taken seriously. - Oscar Wilde

From my own personal life, abstinence works. - Rick Perry

This is the first day of the rest of your life. - Unknown

The good life is a process, not a state of being. - Carl Rogers

If I had a pause button on my life, I would use it. - Jaycee Jay Anderson at the XXI 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics

Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life. - Omar Khayyam

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

Everything that's really worthwhile in life comes to us. - Earl Nightingale

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

The quality, not the longevity, of one's life is what is important. - Martin Luther King Jr.

You might be on the back nine of life, but it's good to finish strong. - Unknown

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

Instructions for living a life: Pay attention. Be astonished. Tell about it. - Mary Oliver

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. - Johnny Carson

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen

Let your devotional life be the beacon that guides you through the tough terrain you will face. - Ravi Zacharias

The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute; the man who does not ask is a fool for life. - Confucius

Thou wilt find rest from vain fancies if thou doest every act in life as though it were thy last. - Aristotle

Never let life's hardships disturb you... no one can avoid problems, not even saints or sages. - Nichiren Daishonen

Believing in our hearts that who we are is enough is the key to a more satisfying and balanced life. - Ellen Sue Stern

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

New sentient creatures filled the unseen depths,
Life's glory and swiftness ran in the beauty of beasts. - Sri Aurobindo

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Each man is questioned by life; and he can only answer to life by answering for his own life; to life he can only respond by being responsible. - Viktor Frankl

No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change. - Barbara DeAngelis


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