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Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out

This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says 'Expired'. So her nephew got her one on ebay!
Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

Contempt for animal life leads to contempt for human life. - Edward Abbey

You must trust and believe in people or life becomes impossible. - Anton Chekhov

Life flows towards an authentic promise given to an empowered vision. - Marilyn Atkinson

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

If we have our own why of life, we shall get along with almost any how. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There is no role in life that is more essential than that of motherhood. - M Russell Ballar

It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men. - Mae West

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

I am come that they might have life, and that they have it more abundantly. - John 10:10

Instructions for living a life: Pay attention. Be astonished. Tell about it. - Mary Oliver

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Life is a marathon, not a sprint. It's about taking a bigger-picture approach. - Ivanka Trump

If you want to build a happy life, you have to give careful thought to the foundations. - Unknown

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

It is the familiar that usually eludes us in life. What is before our noses is what we see last. - William Barrett

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. - Oscar Wilde

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days. - Ike Barinholtz

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


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