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Escape The Bull

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Pit Bull Faith - DannyMac

We cannot escape history. - Abraham Lincoln

Grab the bull by the corns. - Archie Bunker

To a warden Utopia is an escape-proof jail. - Mark Twain

Quattro Sinko: Four bull fighters in quicksand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If at first you don't escape, try try again. - Gulag Motto

Poems are like rainbows; they escape you quickly. - Alexander Graham Bell

Identification... is a form of escape from the self. - Krishnamurti

The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it. - Unknown

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled. - Horace

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading today. - Abraham Lincoln

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull. - WC Fields

Do not lengthen the quarrel while there is an opportunity of escaping. - Latin Proverb

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does - Lemony Snicket

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

The difficulty lies not so much in developing new ideas as in escaping from old ones. - John Maynard Keynes

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

The plague fell upon the whole world.. not a single man in the whole Roman Empire could escape. - Procopius

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

The salesman knows nothing of what he is selling save that he is charging a great deal too much for it. - Oscar Wilde

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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