Elephant Breath

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Done the elephants, done the poverty. - Phil Tufnell

If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Take a deep breath and don't take any of it too seriously. - Cher

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

Calm down, take a deep breath, and hold it for about 20 minutes. - Unknown

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad. - Donald Trump

The world is passing away, losing its grip, the world is short of breath. - St. Augustine

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am. - Sylvia Plath

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. - Maya Angelou

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Make a fist. Lightly. Leave enough room for a breath to pass through. All magic proceeds from breath. - Clive Barker

When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer