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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright

Buy one of them battery transvester radios. - Archie Bunker

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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