Egg Separator

Instinct is the nose of the mind. - Madame de Girardin

Himalaya: A rooster that lays an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

One should count each day a separate life. - Seneca

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

All our separate fictions add up to joint reality. - Stanislaw Lec

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

You cannot separate the monarchy from its trappings. - John Milton

A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. - Samuel Butler

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller