Egg Separator

Exact: What eggs do on stage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whisker: A chef who beats eggs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Instinct is the nose of the mind. - Madame de Girardin

Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

All our separate fictions add up to joint reality. - Stanislaw Lec

You cannot separate the monarchy from its trappings. - John Milton

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

Arpeggio: The story book kid with the big nose that grows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

You have to sniff out joy. Keep your nose to the joy trail. - Buffy Sainte-Marie

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown

To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle. - George Orwell

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller