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Duck That Did Not Duck

Meeting a goose at 11,000 feet @ 185 knots can ruin your day

Duck That Did Not Duck thanks to Ken Ward

Duck That Did Not Duck thanks to Ken Ward

Duck That Did Not Duck thanks to Ken Ward

The injured pilot was able to land the aircraft (Beech Baron) safely

Duck That Did Not Duck thanks to Ken Ward

Same goose at Sea Level

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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

It's opener there in the wide open air. - Dr. Seuss

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

The press is like the air, a chartered libertine. - William Pitt The Elder

Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

Ego: the fallacy whereby a goose thinks he's a swan. - Oscar Levant

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire

The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have wings on the back of my shoulders and I'm ready to fly. - Pamela Laskin

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert

Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath. - Michael Caine

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Sloth is the failure to do what needs to be done when it needs to be done - like the kamikaze pilot who flew seventeen missions. - John Ortberg

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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