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What happens when you use an umbrella that forecasts rain

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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

A meal without mushrooms is like a day without rain. - John Cage

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses. - George Eliot

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber


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