Dry Cats

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

Coincide: What most people do when it starts raining. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Unbrella: An umbrella that the wind has turned inside-out - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock