Dry Cats

You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

The rain falls on the just and the unjust. - Hopi Proverb

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

The rain of Madre de Dios is similar to that of the Amazon, but there is a petrifying aspect to it, as if it seeks to wound rather than to nurture. - Tahir Shah

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen