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Dragon Boots

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Dragon Boots thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

A full mind is an empty baseball bat. - Branch Rickey

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool. - Christopher Paolini

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

There were dragons to slay in the old days. Nixon was a good dragon. - Pat Oliphant

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Heroes take journeys, confront dragons, and discover the treasure of their true selves. - Carol Pearson

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

We are our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves. - Tom Robbins

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

Fang says he eats a lot to settle his nerves. I said, "Have you seen where they're settling?" - Phyllis Diller

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. - Neil Gaiman

Any woman who has attempted to slip a credit card into an inch-deep trouser pocket knows about the annoying puzzle of women's clothing: pockets rarely work. - Christina Binkley

My first ballet class was on a basketball court. I'm in my gym clothes and my socks trying to do this thing called ballet. I didn't know anything about it. - Misty Copeland

There was a young belle of old Natchez
Whose garments were always in patchez;
When comment arose on the state of her clothes,
She drawled, "When Ah itchez, Ah scratchez!" - Ogden Nash

Puff, the Magic Dragon, lived by the sea, and frolicked in the Autumn Mist in a land called Honah Lee, little Jacky Paper loved that rascal Puff, and gave him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. - Peter Yarrow

Garbage: 1. Aromatic computer output; 2. A collection of refuse items, the taking out of which Mom assigns to a different family member each week, then winds up doing herself; 3. Period after the Ice Age when everyone put on clothes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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