Down Day
Is it Friday yet?
I was wondering when spring is coming...
QuotaBillsBirth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker
The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth
I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis
It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb
It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare
Implement: Mischievous child's garden tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown
The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius
If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron
Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori
Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein
Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin
Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown
A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill
The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker
Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher
When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss
It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell
Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby
I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster
When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget
Sprouts: Innocent green plants snatched in their infancy and devoured alive by ravenous vegetarians - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato
You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni
The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough
I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford
A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan