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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Distinct: How a child says something smelled bad. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

Sweater: A garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

Chid: A young person who does not wish to be referred to as a child or a kid - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner


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