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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik


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