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Don't Be A Stick In The Mud

Not exactly what she had in mind for her mud bath therapy

Don't Be A Stick In The Mud thanks to Mrs Brown

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Nature is cheaper than therapy. - M P Zarrella

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

The world is mud-luscious and puddle-wonderful. - e e cummings

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Even in the mud and scum of things, something always sings. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. - Red Skelton

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

The latest thing in psychiatry is group therapy. Instead of couches, they use bunk beds. - Henny Youngman

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Some of these people need ten years of therapy - ten sentences of mine do not equal ten years of therapy. - Oscar Wilde

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date. - Caroline Rhea

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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