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Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! - Demetri Martin

Once you lose the weight, you're really anxious to eat healthy. - Etta James

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

I believe that how you feel is very important to how you look - that healthy equals beautiful. - Victoria Principal

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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