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Keep calm and floss on. - Unknown

Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West

Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Jockey: What a dentist uses when you won't open your mouth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

If I'm feeling really wild I don't floss before bedtime. - Judith Viorst

Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

You know you're getting old if you have more fingers than real teeth. - Rodney Dangerfield

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething. - Mark Twain

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett

Some tortures are physical
And some are mental,
But the one that is both
is dental. - Ogden Nash

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Stomach: 1. The home of the swallow; 2. A bowl-shaped cavity containing the organs of indigestion. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

The best and cheapest dentistry is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time and it lasts. - Unknown

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist. - George Bernard Shaw

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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