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I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

You can kid the world, but not your sister. - Charlotte Gray

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime. - Red Skelton

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

Belonging has always been a fundamental driver of humankind. - Brian Chesky

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Lilac: 'He's a nice kid but he can lilac anything.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. - Susie Bright

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult. - Chris Hardwick

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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