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Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucius

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

Beauty is no accomplishment on its own. It's what you do with it. - Padma Lakshmi

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too. - Unknown

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

Within us is the soul of the whole, the wise silence, the universal beauty, the eternal One. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner


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