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Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucius

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup. - Kim Kardashian

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

Beauty is no accomplishment on its own. It's what you do with it. - Padma Lakshmi

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

Should you shield the canyons from the windstorms you would never see the true beauty of their carvings. - Elizabeth Kibler-Ross

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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