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Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Worry is simply imagination gone awry. - Peter Alwinson

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

The pessimist is half-licked before he starts. - Thomas A. Buckner

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

I've never seen a monument erected to a pessimist. - Paul Harvey

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. - William R Inge

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

Friendship, of itself a holy tie, is made more sacred by adversity. - Charles C. Colton

Most of the things you worry about won't even happen, so relax. - Unknown

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

A rebirth out of spiritual adversity causes us to become new creatures. - James E Faust

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Comfort and prosperity have never enriched the world as much as adversity has. - Billy Graham

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

The bravest sight in the world is to see a great man struggling against adversity. - Seneca

Remorse sleeps during prosperity but awakes bitter consciousness during adversity. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

People don't really know whether they are committed to something until they face adversity. - John C Maxwell

Don't be disquieted in time of adversity. Be firm with dignity and self-reliant with vigor. - Chiang Kai-shek

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

Take thought for the tomorrow, yes, careful thought and planning and preparation. But have no anxiety. - Dale Carnegie

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader (realist) adjusts the sails. - John C Maxwell

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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