Computer Bread

Whose bread I eat, his song I sing. - Germany Proverb

To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

What was the best thing before sliced bread? - George Carlin

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad? - Archie Bunker

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

The upper crust is a bunch of crumbs held together by dough. - Joseph A. Thomas

A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished. - Talmud

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. - George Carlin

Ever notice that the hardness of the butter increases with the softness of the bread? - Unknown

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright