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Computer Bread

Monk Desktop with crumb-e keys and whole wheat DVD

Computer Bread thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Edible morning computer - eat your floppy data before your hard disk crashes

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Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

What was the best thing before sliced bread? - George Carlin

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished. - Talmud

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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