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Computer Bread

Monk Desktop with crumb-e keys and whole wheat DVD

Computer Bread thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Edible morning computer - eat your floppy data before your hard disk crashes

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Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished. - Talmud

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware. - Alan Kay

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

I believe in goodness, mercy and charity. I believe in casting bread up the waters. - Leonard Nimoy

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco


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