QuotaBillsComputer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking
Acorns were good until bread was found. - Francis Bacon
We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium
The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole
Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson
Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown
The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert
I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz
The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane
Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield
Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell
Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert
In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields
Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor
I believe in goodness, mercy and charity. I believe in casting bread up the waters. - Leonard Nimoy
Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason
Feature Creep: 1. The bloating of software with too many features; 2. A nasty software developer. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen
Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte
If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek
The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope
Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette
The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore
Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe
My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas
Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. - Viktor Frankl
The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France
The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco