Computer Bread

The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. - Steven Wright

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware. - Alan Kay

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

Ever notice that the hardness of the butter increases with the softness of the bread? - Unknown

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. - Viktor Frankl