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Computer Bread

Monk Desktop with crumb-e keys and whole wheat DVD

Computer Bread thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Edible morning computer - eat your floppy data before your hard disk crashes

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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Real Soon Now: When the software will be shipped - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished. - Talmud

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

I've been doing projects outdoors for the public. I made pigeons eat geometry by putting bread out in rhomboids and triangles. - Jenny Holzer

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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