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Coffin Dragster

Hot Rod guaranteed for life... and the hereafter!

Coffin Dragster thanks to Bob Tasse

Smokin' Dragster - always prepared for the last drag

Bob's one-way road rage contingency plan - speeding to his final destination

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My people, I die innocent! - Louis XVI

I am dying beyond my means. - Oscar Wilde

Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

When good Americans die they go to Paris. - Oscar Wilde

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

If you like to seek revenge, dig a grave for two. - Jewish Proverb

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. - Sam Levenson

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

Dream as you will live forever; live as you will die today. - Unknown

He is terribly afraid of dying because he hasn’t yet lived. - Franz Kafka

The tragedy of Mormonism is, a single death makes a dozen widows. - American Saying

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - J K Rowling

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

He who is anxious for the death of another has a long rope to pull. - French Proverb

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying. - Albert Camus

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

You're born. You suffer. You die. Fortunately, there's a loophole. - Billy Graham

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You need to bury the hatchet. No need to hold grudges. That only weighs you down. - Ken Shamrock

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now. - Joan Baez

When God decides who should live or die, he is immoral. When you decide who should live or die, it's your moral right. - Ravi Zacharias

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen


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