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Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

The act of dying is also one of the acts of life. - Marcus Aurelius

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. - Joe Louis

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for. - Albert Camus

Each time we don't say what we want to say, we're dying. - Yoko Ono

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

For thirty years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died. - George Burns

To achieve things, we must live as though we are never going to die. - Luc de Clapiers

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

It's better to die for an idea that will live than live for an idea that will die. - Steve Biko

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be. - Lionel Barrymore

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die. - Bob Dylan

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown


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