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Coffin Dragster

Hot Rod guaranteed for life... and the hereafter!

Coffin Dragster thanks to Bob Tasse

Smokin' Dragster - always prepared for the last drag

Bob's one-way road rage contingency plan - speeding to his final destination

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Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Each time we don't say what we want to say, we're dying. - Yoko Ono

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. - Bill Musselman

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Many people die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five. - Benjamin Franklin

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

Christ died for our sins. Are we to make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? - Jules Feiffer

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Hearts can break. Sometimes I think it would be better if we died when they did, but we don't. - Stephen King

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be. - Lionel Barrymore

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

2% of the people think, 3% of the people think they think, and 95% of the people would rather die than think. - George Bernard Shaw

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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