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Coffin Dragster

Hot Rod guaranteed for life... and the hereafter!

Coffin Dragster thanks to Bob Tasse

Smokin' Dragster - always prepared for the last drag

Bob's one-way road rage contingency plan - speeding to his final destination

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My people, I die innocent! - Louis XVI

I am dying beyond my means. - Oscar Wilde

Leave the dead moments to bury the dead. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

He that lives upon hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

The day we stop dreaming is the day we start dying. - Mark Batterson

I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians. - Alexander The Great

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. - Unknown

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country. - Joseph Addison

The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. - Ellen Glasgow

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Spend your days pursuing the things you want said at your funeral. - Peter Legge

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

I preach as never sure to preach again, and as a dying man to dying men. - Richard Baxter

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

The general outlook is not that the person has died but that the person has lived. - William Buchanan

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

Death isn't the greatest loss in life. It's what dies inside of us while we live. - Amish Saying

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Funeral: A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker. - Ambrose Bierce

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

For us humans, everything is permanent - until it changes, as we are immortal until we die. - Malcolm Muggeridge

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

The immature man wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mature man wants to live humanely for one. - Wilheim Stekel

Resentment is like a glass of poison that a man drinks; then he sits down and waits for his enemy to die. - Nelson Mandela

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now. - Joan Baez

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

We shape our lives, and we shape ourselves. The process never ends until we die. And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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