Coffin Dragster

Death takes no bribes. - Benjamin Franklin

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

If this is dying, I don't think much of it. - Lytton Strachey

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

The only people without problems are in a cemetery. - Norman Vincent Peale

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

Kind words will never die - neither will they buy groceries. - Bill Nye

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. - Robin Williams

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. - The Princess Bride

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction. - Salvador Dali

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

Just have one more try - it's dead easy to die. It's the keeping-on-living that's hard. - Robert W. Service

He died not for men, but for each man. If each man had been the only man made, He would have done no less. - C S Lewis

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

I am not afraid of death, which after all can't be far away. What does frighten me, though, is the halfway stage. - Rosie Thomas

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

We had hoped to have been bringing you Arthur the Human Chameleon, but this afternoon, he crawled across a tartan rug and died of exhaustion. - Ronnie Corbett