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I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

He that lives upon hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast. - Groucho Marx

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

There is nothing laughable about a clown in the moonlight. - Lon Chaney

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

You cannot live without lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. - Guindon

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

For us humans, everything is permanent - until it changes, as we are immortal until we die. - Malcolm Muggeridge

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

When Christ died, He died for you individually just as much as if you'd been the only man in the world. - C S Lewis

Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you. - Ernest Hemingway

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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