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One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

Leave the dead moments to bury the dead. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

The only people without problems are in a cemetery. - Norman Vincent Peale

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Entertain a clown and you become part of the circus. - Unknown

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt. - Joseph Heller

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

What's the matter? You look like you just saw a clown. - Dean Winchester

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction. - Salvador Dali

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

Hearts can break. Sometimes I think it would be better if we died when they did, but we don't. - Stephen King

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

Prayer is not about letting God know your will; it's about completely submitting to him. You die to yourself. - Mark Batterson

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success. - Stephen Covey

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman


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