Clown Down

One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

I want to die young at an advanced age. - Max Lerner

He that lives upon hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for. - Albert Camus

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. - Bill Musselman

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

Clown Shoes: Any item, person, or organization that can not be taken seriously - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. - Mark Twain

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction. - Salvador Dali

Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country. - Bertrand Russell

Death isn't the greatest loss in life. It's what dies inside of us while we live. - Amish Saying

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case. - William Saroyan

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me. - Humphrey Bogart

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

He died not for men, but for each man. If each man had been the only man made, He would have done no less. - C S Lewis

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

We shape our lives, and we shape ourselves. The process never ends until we die. And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan