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Child Disarma-meant

Sometimes it takes a child to diffuse a thorny situation

Child Disarma-meant thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Disarming Candy for peaceful riot control

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I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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