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Child Disarma-meant

Sometimes it takes a child to diffuse a thorny situation

Child Disarma-meant thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Disarming Candy for peaceful riot control

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A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell


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