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Child Disarma-meant

Sometimes it takes a child to diffuse a thorny situation

Child Disarma-meant thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Disarming Candy for peaceful riot control

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Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

What you teach your children, you also teach their children. - Unknown

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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