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Child Disarma-meant

Sometimes it takes a child to diffuse a thorny situation

Child Disarma-meant thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Disarming Candy for peaceful riot control

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A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Boy, those French. They have a different world for everything! - Steve Martin

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

The greatest tribute a boy can give to his father is to say, 'When I grow up, I want to be just like my Dad.' - Billy Graham

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen


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