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Child Disarma-meant

Sometimes it takes a child to diffuse a thorny situation

Child Disarma-meant thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Disarming Candy for peaceful riot control

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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown


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