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Child Disarma-meant

Sometimes it takes a child to diffuse a thorny situation

Child Disarma-meant thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Disarming Candy for peaceful riot control

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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

See how the boy is with his sister and you can know how the man will be with your daughter. - Sioux Proverb

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Forgiveness is not to give the other person peace. Forgiveness is for you. Take that opportunity. - Mackenzie Philips

The great thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest. - C S Lewis

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell


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