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Child Disarma-meant

Sometimes it takes a child to diffuse a thorny situation

Child Disarma-meant thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Disarming Candy for peaceful riot control

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I like children - fried. - WC Fields

Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

Hot Chocolate: Stolen candy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble. - Mark Twain

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell


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