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Child Disarma-meant

Sometimes it takes a child to diffuse a thorny situation

Child Disarma-meant thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Disarming Candy for peaceful riot control

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Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

I'm just a true Irish boy at heart. - Colin Farrell

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

Juvenile Delinquents: Other people's children - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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