Change Of The Guard - Summer in London

Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

He was not only a bore; he bored for England. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

English Wrestling Champion: A lord of the ring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

England can never be ruined except by a Parliament. - Lord Burleigh

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British. - Unknown

This is the sort of English up with which I will not put. - Winston Churchill

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis. - Franklin P Jones

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin