Chair Boy

Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

Boy: a noise with dirt on it. - Unknown

When a boy's coming into poobertyhood. - Archie Bunker

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache. - WC Fields

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

Boy, those French. They have a different world for everything! - Steve Martin

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen