Chair Boy
Little Johnny finds a new way to cut class
Something tells me this kid won't end up at the top of his class
QuotaBillsReclimbing chair - Archie Bunker
Ignore the boy, Lord. - Homer Simpson
Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm just a true Irish boy at heart. - Colin Farrell
When I grow up, I want to be a little boy. - Joseph Heller
When a boy's coming into poobertyhood. - Archie Bunker
Easy Chair: The hardest one to find empty. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns
A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein
Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman
Every boy has more talent than he will ever develop. - Unknown
Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. - Plato
The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache. - WC Fields
You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard
Boy, those French. They have a different world for everything! - Steve Martin
Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn
It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg
I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. - Notting Hill
There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens
Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
See how the boy is with his sister and you can know how the man will be with your daughter. - Sioux Proverb
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland
Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx
Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown
Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown
One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow
My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield
I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman
Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan
The greatest tribute a boy can give to his father is to say, 'When I grow up, I want to be just like my Dad.' - Billy Graham
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman
Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton