Chair Boy

Boy: a noise with dirt on it. - Unknown

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a boy's coming into poobertyhood. - Archie Bunker

Easy Chair: The hardest one to find empty. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. - Plato

Boy, those French. They have a different world for everything! - Steve Martin

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble. - Mark Twain

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen