Chair Boy

Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I grow up, I want to be a little boy. - Joseph Heller

A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. - Plato

The older a man grows the faster he could run as a boy. - Red Smith

The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache. - WC Fields

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble. - Mark Twain

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. - Notting Hill

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

The greatest tribute a boy can give to his father is to say, 'When I grow up, I want to be just like my Dad.' - Billy Graham

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen