Chair Boy

Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

Ignore the boy, Lord. - Homer Simpson

Boy: a noise with dirt on it. - Unknown

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I grow up, I want to be a little boy. - Joseph Heller

When a boy's coming into poobertyhood. - Archie Bunker

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

Every boy has more talent than he will ever develop. - Unknown

The older a man grows the faster he could run as a boy. - Red Smith

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

Boy, those French. They have a different world for everything! - Steve Martin

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Telegram: A form of correspondence sent by a man in a hurry and delivered by a boy in sleep - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it. - Clarence Darrow

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen