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Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

With foxes we must play the fox. - Thomas Fuller

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

I will be the Thai equivalent of Eddie the Eagle. - Vanessa Mae

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

If the Eagle Scouts had some sort of Sith equivalent, Marcone was it. - Jim Butcher

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

The fox has many tricks. The hedgehog has but one. But that is the best of all. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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