QuotaBillsReclimbing chair - Archie Bunker
Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde
Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown
Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker
One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb
Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim
We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti
Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively
Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz
I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best
You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha
The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor
I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright
Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz