QuotaBillsKhaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde
Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson
Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown
America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno
Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan
You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams
I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck
You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams
It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert
We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker
Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown
Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright
When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown