Car Moochanic
Finland's substitute for cattle
QuotaBillsIn the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers
Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain
Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman
Finland: A place where many sharks live - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Milk many cows but make your own butter. - Erwin Lutzer
Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb
Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb
We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
Whittle By Whittle: How to carve a statue out of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx
Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith
Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker
What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash
All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates
You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins
I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato
The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain
Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope
I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis
My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen
Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius
I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl
If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz
I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright
The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno
I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx
For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas
You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran