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Can You Bite Your Nose?

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Can You Bite Your Nose? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Popeye's Japanese relative

Can You Bite Your Nose? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Can You Bite Your Nose? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Can You Bite Your Nose? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Can You Bite Your Nose? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Can You Bite Your Nose? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Instinct is the nose of the mind. - Madame de Girardin

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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