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Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Individuals need to be willing to face truth about their attitudes, behaviors, even what we want out of life. - Joyce Meyer

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis


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