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A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King


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