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Her face was her chaperone. - Rupert Hughes

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Logic will get you from A to Z. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which have become permanent. - Marcel Proust

People don't really know whether they are committed to something until they face adversity. - John C Maxwell

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

In retrospect, all these exercises in self-gratification seem pure fantasy, what Pascal called 'licking the earth.' - Malcolm Muggeridge

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby


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