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Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

Logic will get you from A to Z. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face. - Jack Nicklaus

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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