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Her face was her chaperone. - Rupert Hughes

Worry is simply imagination gone awry. - Peter Alwinson

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

Be not proud of race, face, place, or grace. - Charles H Spurgeon

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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