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Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

Logic will get you from A to Z. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore. - Marilyn Manson

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


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