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A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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