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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Be not proud of race, face, place, or grace. - Charles Spurgeon

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face. - Montaigne

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. - Marty Bucella

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

Let your devotional life be the beacon that guides you through the tough terrain you will face. - Ravi Zacharias

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses. On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Individuals need to be willing to face truth about their attitudes, behaviors, even what we want out of life. - Joyce Meyer

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah


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