Bumper Bike
Be prepared for your next flat tire
Thailand's version of Bumper Cars
QuotaBillsMidnight bugs taste best. - Unknown
Thailand stands at a crossroads. - Thaksin Shinawatra
The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams
Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown
When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown
Spare Tire: The one you check after you have a flat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown
Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown
A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge
Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown
I know the guy who writes all those bumper stickers. He hates New York. - Steven Wright
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry
That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig
Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown
Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis
The most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand. - Simon Cowell
Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown
I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison
Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown
Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson
Giving up on your goal because of one setback is like slashing your other three tires because you got a flat. - Unknown
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown
You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz