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British Holiday

Used camper sales reach all-time high in England

British Holiday thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Taking the summer scenic route along British roads

We're going camping weather you like it or not!
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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. - Dave Barry

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north. - Robert Gordon Menzies

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

Dear Monday, you should take a holiday. Trust me, no one will miss you. - Unknown

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity. - Oscar Wilde

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

"Burn everything British," he once advised his Irish countrymen, "except their coal." - Jonathan Swift

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

To many, no doubt, he will seem blatent and bumptious, but we prefer to regard him as being simply British. - Oscar Wilde

Larry Gogan: 'With what town in Britain is Shakespeare associated?'
Contestant: 'Hamlet'. - Larry Gogan

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. - David Letterman

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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