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Break A Leg

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Break A Leg thanks to joe-kster

Joe broke his ankle in a motorcycle accident in Abbotsford, B.C., Canada on May 27th, 2007. Many thanks go to the MSA doctors, nurses, support staff and Zimmer who “put it together again”!

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Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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