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Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz

A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb

Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman

Here's a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous. - Henny Youngman

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. - Steven Wright

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. - Samuel Goldwyn

Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me. - Lee van Cleef

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head. - Jeff Altman

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

I'm a big fan of the Irish accent. After a couple of drinks, I start to get a bit of an Irish lilt, too. - Emily Ratajkowski

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor