Braid Hair Pair

Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

He's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic. - Lance Bass

A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb

Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

Here's a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous. - Henny Youngman

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. - Samuel Goldwyn

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. - Earl Wilson

Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me. - Lee van Cleef

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days. - Ike Barinholtz

I'm a big fan of the Irish accent. After a couple of drinks, I start to get a bit of an Irish lilt, too. - Emily Ratajkowski

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro